Meet the Characters:
Characters created by Kathleen Field
Illustrations by Alex Bjelica
Notable Quotes from the Former Ninth Planet:
'Eccentric' is just a nice way of saying 'weird'.
Once you've been plutoed where do you go from there?
It just goes to show, you should never underestimate anyone, not even a so-called dwarf planet.
If THE STARGAZERS didn't tighten the Planet Club entrance policy soon, every random, misshapen fragment of frozen dust that could drag itself into a ball shape just long enough to capture proof with a Hubble selfie would be signed up by the end of the month.
(The whole planet-definition voting fiasco) reminded me of the time Jupiter and Saturn decided they were the only ones who could use the Planet Club hot tub for the day. It's not like anyone could stop them...